Even if you're a casual NBA fan, you may remember Deshawn Stevenson as the guy who provoked LeBron James in the playoffs a few years ago, then enlisted Soldier Boy (hey, remember that dude?) to help him psyche out The King. No? Oh well. Today, Stevenson gave Wizards fans something new to cheer about: facial tattoos. Everyone's getting them! And by everyone, I mean Deshawn Stephenson, Mike Tyson, and um, John Boehner. Deshawn also got a tattoo on his neck of Abraham Lincoln's face and a couple of 5's, I guess because he thinks Lincolns are better than Benjamins? After all, this is the guy who thought he was better than LeBron.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2009-10 Washington Wizards: